ATTENTION PLEASE:

DONALD J. TRUMP (BILLIONAIRE, REAL ESTATE TYCOON, 45TH AND 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT. TV PERSONALITY/LITERALLY DODGED BULLETS DURING 3 ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS, AND DIVINE PROVIDENCE WINS OUT. LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW SOME OF YOUR GRATITUDE HERE BY SUPPORTING MY WILL TO SURVIVE WITH A DONATION, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY FOR 4 MORE YEARS! NOW HOW ABOUT MORE STIMULUS CHECKS AND FREE HEALTH CARE? THERE ARE STILL WAY TOO MANY POVERTY INCOME LEVEL AND HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, JACKSONVILLE BEING AMONG THE WORST CITIES. SO WHEN EXACTLY WILL AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG?),
ADAM SANDLER (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, GRAMMYS, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMYS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 440 MILLION/FILTHY RICH FOR BEING HUMILIATED SOUNDS LIKE MY CUP OF TEA, INSTEAD OF DIRT POOR AND HOMELESS. HOPING TO FORMULATE SOME GOOD CHEMISTRY IN TERMS OF GETTING MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER. MISSING ONE CRITICAL SUBSTANCE THAT I'M IN SHORT SUPPLY OF. NAMELY CASH. PLEASE MAKE A DEPOSIT NOW TO KICK START MY RECIPE FOR REBUILDING BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE OH PAINLESS ONE),
MIKE MYERS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, WRITER, DIRECTOR, EMMY, MTV AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/NO DUMB JOKES DONE SMARTLY AT THIS END. SO THERE'S NO CONFUSION, MY ORDEAL IS REALLY NO LAUGHING MATTER. THEREFORE PLEASE BE A RIGHTEOUS DUDE BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND DONATING. I'LL OWE YOU FOR THAT. SINCE I DON'T TAKE REJECTION VERY WELL, BE A TRUE HERO AND HELP ME NOT TO GIVE UP AND TO FEEL SAFE),
LORNE MICHAELS (PRODUCER, COMEDIAN, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER, EMMYS, MARK TWAIN PRIZE WINNER, NET WORTH 500 MILLION/CONGRATS ON 50 YEARS OF SNL. THE SHOW THAT GOES ON AND ON. AS A FELLOW MEDIA ARTIST, GROWING OLDER HAS GIVEN ME MORE THAN MY SHARE OF WORRY. NO ONE SHOULD BE HOMELESS, ESPECIALLY AT MY AGE. AS THE WHEEL CONTINUES TO TURN, THE STUFF AROUND THE NERVE ENDINGS ARE WORN TO THE BONE AND THE FATIGUE CAN BE SEEN IN MY EYES. YOU COULD DO SO MUCH TO REMEDY THE INJUSTICE LIFE HAS COLLECTED FOR ME BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IT'S NOW 11:30!),
SIGOURNEY WEAVER (ACTRESS, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 60 MILLION/YOU ARE BY FAR ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES, AND WOULD BE MOST HONORED BY YOUR DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT VIA ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE),
HELGA FEENEY (PHILANTHROPIST/PLEASE FOLLOW YOUR HUSBAND'S LEAD AIDING WITH HEALTHCARE, AGING, AND POVERTY FOR WHICH I COULD BE THE POSTER CHILD, BY DONATING HERE),
WILLIAM JAMES MURRAY (ICON, COMEDIC GENIUS, ACTOR, SNL ALUMNI, MARK TWAIN PRIZE WINNER, CHARISMATIC FOLK HERO, NET WORTH 180 MILLION/YOU'RE A GREAT HUMAN BEING AND EXCEEDINGLY DOWN TO EARTH, ALWAYS THERE TO PITCH IN WHEN LEAST EXPECTED! I'D ALWAYS TREASURE A "RUN-IN" WITH YOU TOO. BTW I SAW YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS VIDEO MIRAGE, HENCE WHAT'S UP WITH THE "YOU JUST MISSED BILL" REPLY? SHAME YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS PERSONALLY, AND WHY YAHOO WHEN GMAIL IS SO MUCH MORE SECURE? JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'D BE MOST HONORED TO HELP IN ANY CAPACITY I CAN, MOST LIKELY SKILLED AMATEUR, BUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE, SPEAKING OF NEEDING HELP. AFTER NOT SEEING MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, PLEASE READ ABOUT MY PREDICAMENT BELOW, THEN BEING THE DOWN TO EARTH GREAT HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, REMEMBER ME BILL WHEN YOU CAN WITH A TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION BY CLICKING ANY PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, OR I CAN EMAIL A PAYPAL MONEY REQUEST INSTEAD FOR WHATEVER AMOUNT YOU SPECIFY TO HELP OUT A FELLOW CITIZEN STRUGGLING WITH HOMELESSNESS AND MS. NEXT, BY SHARING YOUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER WITH ME, I CAN CHECK UP ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME SINCE YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO ME WITH YOU BEING IN SOUTH CAROLINA BESIDES. I'D EVEN BE WILLING TO MOVE TO YOUR AREA IF YOU COULD USE A COOK'S HELPER OR DISHWASHER AT ONE OF YOUR RESTAURANTS. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT I'D BE HIGHLY INDEBTED IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT FOR NOW, AND I'D LIKE TO OFFER A GOD BLESS YOU IN THE MEANWHILE, IN SPITE OF THE FAKE NEWS THAT YOU STATED RELIGION COULD BE THE ENEMY OF HUMANKIND. PERSONALLY HOWEVER, TO EACH THEIR OWN WHERE PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED, BUT I KNOW TO WHOM I'LL BE ACCOUNTING WHEN MY TIME COMES),

KATE MCKINNON BERTHOLD (ACTRESS, COMEDIENNE, IMPRESSIONIST, WRITER, SNL ALUMNI, 2 EMMYS, 7 NOMINATIONS, ANIMAL LOVER, NET WORTH 12 MILLION/COULD CARE LESS THAT YOU'RE GAY, LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME, IN AWE OF YOUR EXTRAORDINARY TALENT AFTER TEN YEARS. BOTH OF US COULD USE A LONG BREAK FROM OUR TROUBLES SO WOULD LIKE TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP WITH A DONATION IF YOU CAN),
DANA CARVEY (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, PODCASTER, SCREENWRITER, EMMYS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 20 MILLION/BAR NONE CHURCH LADY WAS YOUR BEST CHARACTER AND KEPT ME IN TEARS. MY ACHILLES' HEEL JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE HURTING FOR MONEY. SO BEING FREE IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY UNTIL YOU GET TURTLEY ENOUGH TO SHELL OUT A FEW DOLLARS MY WAY BY DONATING FROM YOUR MILLIONS. CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON WILL DO THE TRICK),
DAN AYKROYD (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, MUSICIAN, ENTREPRENEUR, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/PLEASE, AND I DID SAY PLEASE, HELP ME TO FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD FOR A WHILE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHARING THE WEALTH. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN MANAGE ABUNDANTLY BETTER THAN A GHOST OF A CHANCE!),
MATTHEW BRODERICK (ACTOR, VOICE ARTIST, TONY AWARDS WINNER, VARIOUS AWARD NOMINATIONS, SPOUSE SARAH JESSICA PARKER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/WORTHY ADVICE TO FIGHT THE GREEN MONSTER WITH MY MIND. I'M ALSO A VOICE ARTIST AND ANIMAL LOVER EXCEPT FOR CATS BECAUSE I HAVE A PET COCKATIEL. RUMORS CIRCULATING ABOUT PARKINSON'S WILL HOPEFULLY NOT PLAY OUT FOR YOU BEING DISABLED WITH MS MYSELF. YOU HAVE MONEY, FAME, AND THE ADORATION, SO WHAT OTHER STUFF IS THERE? WHILE I'LL TAKE IT IF IT WILL DO ANYTHING TO IMPROVE MY CIRCUMSTANCES, MONEY IS STILL THE HIGHEST PRIORITY. SO WITH SJP'S APPROVAL, MAKING A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE WILL BE JUST THE PICK-ME-UP I NEED),
MATTHEW BRODERICK, SARAH JESSICA PARKER (COMBINED NET WORTH $400 MILLION/BALLS VS PURSES),
SARAH JESSICA PARKER (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, FASHION ICON, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMY AWARDS WINNER, SPOUSE MATTHEW BRODERICK, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/YOU DESERVE A GREAT REVIEW AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTING. YOUR MARRIAGE ALSO ENDURES WHICH IS MORE THAN ONE CAN SAY FOR MOST COUPLES. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT CHANGE WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME, SUBTRACTING THE CONSTANT HURDLES TO CLEAR WITH HOMELESSNESS. HELP ME STRIVE TO CONTROL THE DEMONS THAT HAUNT ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE MAKING CERTAIN I'M TAKEN CARE OF WHILE TOUCHING OTHERS TO FOLLOW SUIT),
STEVE MARTIN (COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, PRODUCER, MUSICIAN, GRAMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, EMMY, AND OTHER AWARDS WINNER AMONG VARIOUS ACCOLADES, NET WORTH 140 MILLION/I NEVER LIE TO MYSELF AND THERE'S NO ONE TO BE FOOLED. MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW IN SPITE OF MY WILL TO BE GOOD AT WHAT I DO BEST. THEREFORE IF I'M IGNORED, THE GUILT LIES WITH THE OTHER PARTY. SINCE I'VE HAD 1O LIFE'S WORTH OF BAD BREAKS, SOME RECOMPENSE WOULD BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. BE A PART OF MY COME BACK BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE UNLESS YOU FIRST NEED TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES),
WOODY ALLEN (DIRECTOR, FILMMAKER, ACTOR, COMEDIAN, NET WORTH 140 MILLION/LOVE ALL OF YOUR FLICKS, AND WHILE I'M NOT A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, I STILL HAVE A CROSS OF MY OWN TO BEAR IN TERMS OF PRESENT DAY SURVIVAL. PLEASE MAKE A DONATION TODAY AND HELP THE COMING DAYS PASS A LITTLE SMOOTHER. BEHATZLACHA),
PATRICK STEWART (ACTOR, GRAMMY, OLIVIER AWARDS WINNER, EMMYS, GOLDEN GLOBES, TONY NOMINEE, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/SOLICITING YOU TO BEAM ABOARD AND HELP GUIDE FELLOW PASSENGERS TO THE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTONS ON THE PAGE AND BE OF GOOD CHEER IN DOING SO. LIKE YOU, I WAS ALSO RAISED IN A VIOLENT HOUSEHOLD BEING AFRAID OF THE WORST. THOSE FEELINGS HAVE TRANSITIONED INTO MY MINDSET TODAY AS I CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE. ALSO STRICKEN WITH MS, IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME),
CAROL BURNETT (ACTRESS, COMEDIAN, SINGER, WRITER, GOLDEN GLOBES, GRAMMY, EMMYS, PEABODYS, TONY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/STILL WAITING FOR A DREAM TO GRAB ONTO FOLLOWING MANY SCARS ALONG THE WAY. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH TO HELP ME GROW OUT OF THIS IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND MAKING A DONATION. MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND GOD BLESS YOU!),
CHRISSIE HYNDE (SINGER, SONGWRITER, MUSICIAN, GRAMMYS NOMINEE, ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE, NET WORTH 12 MILLION/AS A FORMER RADIO PERSONALITY, I'VE ATTENDED MANY OF YOUR CONCERTS. BORN IN CLEVELAND OHIO UP YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, HAVEN'T READ "THE BHAGAVAD GITA", BUT DO CARRY AN EMPTY COKE BOTTLE IN EACH HAND WHEN GOING OUT ALONE AT NIGHT. IF I SPOKE FRENCH, I'D ASK YOU TO PLEASE HELP ME OUT WITH A DONATION BY CLICKING A YELLOW PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IN ANY LANGUAGE, I'D ASK THE NICEST WAY I KNOW HOW),
JERRY SEINFELD (STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, FILMMAKER, TV PRODUCER, EMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 1.1 BILLION/LIKE YOU SAY, MOST THINGS DON'T WORK, AND MY DREADFUL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED. SO PLEASE HELP ME NOT BECOME A STATISTIC BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. YOU ARE SO WELL OFF, I WOULDN'T BE ASKING IF YOU WEREN'T AS PRIVILEGED. I VOW TO BE 1,000% WORTH IT),
MEL BROOKS (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER, SONGWRITER, ACADEMY, EMMYS, TONYS, GRAMMYS WINNER, GOLDEN GLOBES NOMINEE, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/HEY MEL, BEING AN ARTIST OF SORTS MYSELF, INSTEAD OF DISHING INSANITY, CLICK ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHOWER ME WITH BUCKS I CAN SPEND FOR HOUSING WHERE I CAN WATCH ALL OF YOUR FLICKS FROM THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME WHILE MOSTLY SITTING. I'VE GOT MS SO HELP ME NOT MIMIC DEATH BEFORE MY TIME COMES, NOR DIE IN AN OPEN SEWER),
RICHARD BLADE (FORMER LOS ANGELES RADIO AIR PERSONALITY),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !